Here Lies Mr. President Again

What famous person would you most like to write a letter of complaint about now?

Good Evening Fellow Americans:

I want to say a few words about our former President tonight as he steadily makes his way to an ominous future involving serious lawbreaking scrutiny. I often read that he thinks himself to be the perfect man who makes perfect deals and perfect phone calls along with treating the opposite sex in a perfectly gentlemanly way. So the main problem from his perspective happens to be how unfairly others treat his self exalted status which often triggers his rage and vindictive behavior. But being the perpetual victim just suits him fine as there are always plenty of lawyers around to dig him out of trouble anytime he decrees it’s needed.

So mere mortals such as you and me never really matter to this person who views himself as a powerfully omnipotent king. But sometimes one’s lies come back to “bite you back” hard when facing jail time for one’s illicit actions. For in such a court of law in our democracy, finding truth and justice still vitally matters.

Thus I expect our former leader who sees himself as perfect to continue his wildly wrathful “put downs” of our imperfect legal system presided over by imperfect judges at his imperfect trials where citizen jurors decide one’s guilt or innocence in an imperfect way. So as many of us choose to watch this legal drama unfold, here’s some words of wisdom to think about now. Never give in to the devil who praises “Here Lies Mr. President Again.”